The Senshine (Sehun) song

Senshine is the nickname for the youngest member of the derp squad and EXO-K (aka maknae), Sehun. He has scary eyes despite his nickname of senshine. He’s really cute (apparently) in real life but everywhere else he’s as dead as a log. So this is a parody of the song “You are my sunshine” or whatever it’s called.

You are my Senshine, my only Senshine, you make me scared when things are fun. You have dead eyes, that go like this -.- . So please just take, Senshine away. :D

You need to sing it while you smile and in the -.- part you need to make that face. So I tested it on some people and they laughed their butts off. (sorry to those people who can’t urinate anymore…)

-YOGIEATSCHICKEN

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:D You have dead eyes, that go like this -.-, so please take Senshine away :D !!!

 

 

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Writing a speech

So recently I’ve been asked how to write a speech. So I couldn’t be bothered answering again and again. So here are tips on making an effective speech. EFFECTIVE, to make a speech great is that you have to use a variety of words but don’t make the speech too long or else viewers will lose interest.

  1. Start with the imperfections. Start with something about you or the environment around you that’s imperfect. Say how it’s normal therefore imperfect.
  2. Add humor. People will lose interest if it’s about how good everything can be. Make things funny so they pay more attention.
  3. Say how what you can do can make a difference and benefit the audience. Everyone wants what’s best for them so offer it but make sure you fulfill that promise or else you’ll lose trust.
  4. Say how you can imperfect the imperfections listed before.
  5. Identify who you are and what you are running for in a powerful way.

So that’s the outline of how I did my School Captain speech and trust me, it was effective! (According to the audience)

From La Yogi

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2013 School Year

Yes, to you this may be boring but this is a post of how we students are dreading the school year. So… I shall start.

I’M DREADING THE SCHOOL YEAR!!!

Okay, I’ve finished what I was mean to say. I’m getting outta here. Goodbye!

From La Yogi.

 

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Something about the 25/01 but posting on 24/01

Hey. Tomorrow is my birthday!! Oh and plus read my previous post ‘You’ve got to be joking. (Think of me saying that angrily) after this… here’s the link.

So tomorrow is my birthday! Yeah! I’m going to Geelong Adventure Park with only my family tomorrow. (Cause I forgot to invite friends… AHEMMM! And plus no parent would allow because Geelong is far away from where we live.) My awesome aunty who knows a lot about K-Dramas and is learning about K-pop (through my sis and I) is sleeping over tonight because she’s coming with us tomorrow. She’s taking my room because it’s more comfier and it’s the biggest bedroom other than the master bedroom (so I’m taking my brother’s room and he can sleep with my parents since he’s a little bubba!) So I’m posting this today because we’ll be gone tomorrow.

So the day after my birthday is my brother’s birthday so Happy Birthday to him! Yayy! Also, Happy Birthday to the people who has birthdays in January like Kai, D.O. and ME!

From La Yogi!

P.S. Don’t for get to read my previous post :)  

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You’ve got to be joking. (Think of me saying that angrily)

One of my earliest posts on this blog was about bullying. It was when I was trying to hard to sound too professional and it was boring. But the reasons behind why bullying is happening is just pathetic.

Why do people bully? People always say because the bullies got bullied before. But why did they get bullied? Because they were different. They were different from the people who was considered popular. Popular who was stereotyped as pretty/handsome and/or talented. But those different people known to be the ‘normal’ people are stereotyped to be average- looking or ugly. That’s the main reason of bullying.

In my earlier posts that idol I was talking about an idol who got bullied because they famous during their high school years. The students thought that he thinks he’s all tough and everything because he’s famous. Because he was the different person before and now everyone loves him. That isn’t a reason to bully. It only proves how the least popular person in teenage years and childhood can become the greatest people. That reason can’t even be counted as a reason because it’s the most stupid thing I have ever heard. What is it to the other students that he in the country has grown to love him because of a decision he made? What is it to them if he actually is tougher with the whole country backing him up if he gets bullied? It takes courage to become an idol/celebrity. Bullying someone who used to be quiet and not known only proves how scared they are to do something worthwhile about it.

It’s been released that in Korea a particular group of trainees (people learning how to be Korean idols) always get bullied. And do you know who that group is? Chinese trainees. But people won’t understand why they want to be a K-Pop idol instead of Chinese idol (which is C-Pop?) The answer is simple, K-pop is more popular than any Asian pop. But why should Korean trainees or idols need to bully a Chinese trainee. Again, it’s because they are different. But in the exception of Xi LuHan (EXO-M)- he never got bullied for some stupid reason or what I call ‘favoritism’ which I dislike him for that. Why should other Chinese trainees get bullied and not him? Did he even stand up for them? Did he do anything about it? …I don’t know! I’m in Australia not Korea! (In simpler words- I’m not a stalker.)

Yes, they are a different nationality but they are humans too? Do they not have the right of making choices? Do they not have the right to become idols too? They have every right to make their own decision and they should not be criticized for being different. Are people of afraid of difference? Everyone’s pride would be affected and hurt so of course they’d say no. But if they aren’t afraid of difference then why do people bully the people different from them? Even more so, what’s the point of bullying? Everyone is their own person. No one can be the same as you so don’t judge them for being themselves. Bullies who have been bullied before always change themselves into tougher looking or pretty beings because they are ashamed of themselves? Is that also a point of bullying? To make someone ashamed of themselves? So they can be someone they’re not just to please you? No one shall truly care for them for who they are and no one could care about you (if you were like this of course -a bully-) for who you are. If this continues the words ‘care, affection, passion possibly even love’ will cease to exist.

So if there are any bullies out there or people who know this matter very well, please, tell me why they bully. Because this is just stupid and pathetic. Bullying only proves you if you’re intention is to look strong. No one has the right to be afraid or hate someone because they’re are different. No one has the right to make someone else into something they are not. No one has the right to hurt someone and make that person hate themselves. And all because they are different. What a pathetic and stupid excuse.

- La Yogi.

P.S. I know it’s part of life every since caveman era (stone age) but it’s got to stop. It doesn’t mean you have to trust everyone but it means to give everyone a chance.

P.P.S. I’m still angry. >:(

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Happy Birthday to Taemin’s twin- Kai

Okay, Kai is not Taemin’s twin. They just look alike (except I like Taemin better!)

SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRECIOUS KAI! (He’s not MY precious Kai cos I like Sehun better but who cares eh? It’s his 19th birthday! Or 20? Or 18? SOMETHING!)

So once again, “Saengil chukha habnida, saengil chukha habnida, saranghaneun …Kai… saengil chukha habnida.”

So here are the fan letters from my friends wishing EXO-K Kai a happy birthday.

  1. Hi Oppa! Happy Birthday! Be a good hyung and dongsaeng to EXO okay? Have a good birthday!
  2. Annyeong Jongin Oppa! Have a good birthday today and I will send you a really good birthday gift ne? So when I go to Korea e can get married ne? Oppa, saranghae!! <3
  3. Happy Birthday Kai. You better stay a good performer or you’ll taste my fist eh? Kidding! Happy Birthday!
  4. Happy Birthday (From Anonymous)
  5. To Kim Jongin (From La Yogi) Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy this birthday and the days to come. Stay healthy, eat lots and get lots of rest as a dancer. Don’t overwork yourself and don’t end up in hospital! Happy Birthday and be a good hyung and dongsaeng to EXO-K (and EXO-M).

Now… for the pictures! Of EXO stuff cos I have no personal pictures of Kai (other than the ones in my Mac at school)

exo funny bday game HanOppa MyBoyfriendShouldBe TaeKaiPout

I like TAEMIN! <3 That’s why I added that pic! Disclaimer: I didn’t take those pics so I don’t own them. I got them from Google Images (Naturally!)

Happy Birthday Kai! (Kim Jongin) Are you turning 19??

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We gather today, this special day, COS IT’S MINHO’S B’DAY!!!

Annyeong chinggu- jigsaws!!! My SHINee boys’ rapper’s birthday is… TODAY!!!!

Quickly- SUA CLUE: Pretty smart though doesn’t look like it. BACK-UP CLUE: Acts like a good singer but D.O. (EXO-K), Baekhyun (EXO-K), Jonghyun (SHINee), Hongki (FT Island) and Buta-Nik are better!

Saenggil chukha habnida, saenggil chukha habnida, saranghaneun Minho,saenggil chukha habnida!

생일 축하, 생일 축하, 생일 사랑하는 민 호, 생일 축하합니다.

I used Google translate but sometimes it can be wrong so… please correct me if it’s wrong!

I celebrated Taemin’s birthday and Spongie and I made some posters for Taemin (we held a party cos we are hardcore fans) but I feel guilty for not doing anything for my used-to-be- bias, Minho. (But I didn’t celebrate my bias’ b’day-Jonghyun. Or Key’s so I’ll celebrate Onew’s!) So in this blog post I’ll have pics of Minho and… I should do something else for Minho oppa ahjusshi…

So here’s the GIRL version of Dazzling Girl for the Flamers’ Choi Minho:

  • Dazzling Boy Man, Dazzling Love, (ai ai ai)
  • Korewa korewa Love
  • Dazzling Man, Dazzling love
  • Korega korega ai ai

It’s lame… I couldn’t be bothered doing an English version. …Wow, he’s dazzling! He’s sparkly! I never knew he was in Twilight! (Lame movie- don’t watch it.)

The letters from my shawol friends (but also myself but I like Jonghyun):

  1. To Minho: Happy Birthday! Have a good day and don’t overwork yourself. Annyeong!
  2. To Minho ahjusshi: Saenggil chukhahae! Annyeong ahjusshi! You old now… Nah, I’m just kidding! Have a nice day, hopefully celebrate and rest! Remain a daebak hyung and dongsaeng!
  3. Dear Minho-sshi: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don’t overwork yourself, ne? Remain daebak! Ayyyyy, kyeopta! Getting blood nose from looking at your pics! Happy Birthday!
  4. Dear Minho oppa: Saenggil chukha habnida! Oppa, I will record my voice and mail it to you so you can hear me sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to you! It’s in Korean, ne? Remain daebak. Stay healthy- don’t get anti- fans (be cautious of your actions). We shawols and Flames are going to remain loyal to you FOREVER! Saranghaeyo oppa! Saenggil chukha habnida!
  5. To Minho (from La Yogi): You probably wouldn’t have read these letters from your fans since this website is only allowed in Australia… I think… But I’m gonna write like this anyway! Stay strong and healthy. Stay happy and defend yourself. Make sure you get enough rest and eat a lot, ne? Stay out of trouble and work hard (like have been doing for the past 4 years). The shawols like me will continue to cheer you and the rest of SHINee on. Minho ahjusshi,
    Happy Birthday. I hope you have a good birthday and I hope you can properly celebrate it and rest on this day with your family and friends! :)

Those were the 5 letters from my shawol friends and surpirsingly… we all have the different members as our biases. Our biases: 1=Key. 2= Taemin. 3= Onew. 4= Minho. 5=Jonghyun.

Okay so here’s a pic of Minho and SHINee! Please continue to support our oppas!shineephoto1 SHINeeJulietteDays SHINeeRomeos UwahhhhSHINeeBoys CreepyMinho–> Oh I love that pic! Spongie imitated it and it looked the same! (But Spongie managed to look BETTER! -Jonghyun looks better than Minho too-)

That’s it for now! Support our oppa shawols! Reamin daebak- to SHINee and SHAWOLS- and stay safe and healthy.

From your shawol (b2ty, prima donna, VIP, elf and more as well) writer= YOGIEATSCHICKEN >:D

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